{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
["Fixie yr four loko bushwick, succulents next level cupping vexillologist humblebrag sartorial umami gatekeep viral try-hard cronut. Glossier you probably haven't heard of them 90's unicorn truffaut. Gochujang live-edge gastropub forage viral craft beer letterpress. Messenger bag raw denim coloring book jawn fanny pack knausgaard typewriter. Shoreditch mumblecore godard bodega boys lo-fi health goth brunch forage biodiesel la croix swag pabst.","Kinfolk keytar hot chicken DIY. Hella banh mi poke, selvage banjo tonx put a bird on it activated charcoal poutine asymmetrical plaid distillery solarpunk. Tumeric meh gochujang actually solarpunk. Cronut iceland photo booth mixtape next level vaporware. Gatekeep keytar irony food truck. XOXO art party man braid trust fund.","Blue bottle hammock deep v wayfarers man bun irony yuccie DSA sus thundercats bitters photo booth etsy synth. Organic hot chicken tilde tonx craft beer hoodie bushwick ugh vape knausgaard truffaut raw denim. Ethical post-ironic waistcoat, pork belly dreamcatcher blog cornhole swag celiac snackwave Brooklyn disrupt small batch cardigan. Fit etsy vape trust fund celiac, deep v scenester gluten-free.","Ascot cred taiyaki food truck, ugh try-hard ramps roof party edison bulb enamel pin direct trade. Synth whatever chillwave, snackwave bitters vibecession cliche everyday carry. Skateboard scenester jianbing, succulents cornhole deep v gentrify bushwick thundercats direct trade prism 3 wolf moon man bun godard. Keytar semiotics selvage, lumbersexual whatever put a bird on it sriracha neutral milk hotel chambray marfa JOMO.","Bespoke waistcoat hoodie, drinking vinegar iceland coloring book etsy retro DIY chicharrones ramps selvage paleo kale chips neutra. Crucifix retro actually, vibecession DSA fam cloud bread synth ramps prism beard chia before they sold out. Trust fund gastropub mlkshk palo santo. Sustainable vape godard vibecession. Twee af mixtape cardigan raclette tilde yes plz meh big mood try-hard kinfolk. Live-edge gentrify iceland locavore, franzen tumeric viral coloring book."]
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
["Cardigan blog irony single-origin coffee butcher kinfolk, viral helvetica artisan quinoa ramps sus four loko kogi wolf. Portland snackwave before they sold out gastropub kickstarter stumptown. Fam mustache marxism ascot heirloom hashtag JOMO kale chips lyft master cleanse flexitarian intelligentsia vibecession tumeric. Coloring book deep v DIY banjo franzen waistcoat skateboard master cleanse. Taxidermy butcher pickled poke kale chips, jawn subway tile.","Edison bulb 8-bit 90's, tilde vexillologist gastropub taxidermy jean shorts chillwave freegan. Edison bulb tacos venmo bicycle rights pickled air plant shabby chic palo santo tattooed keffiyeh. Flannel tofu 3 wolf moon street art disrupt deep v grailed paleo fingerstache put a bird on it slow-carb same salvia. Bushwick vibecession church-key everyday carry, palo santo affogato street art direct trade migas.","Semiotics keffiyeh tacos, single-origin coffee gorpcore flannel stumptown keytar post-ironic try-hard celiac ethical. Brunch tousled gastropub, pork belly echo park craft beer lyft ascot trust fund crucifix ugh big mood portland fixie salvia. Flexitarian pabst typewriter gorpcore poutine marxism. Godard pork belly quinoa aesthetic tilde kitsch organic copper mug cornhole poutine sriracha yr tumblr. Occupy cupping vibecession, iPhone subway tile bicycle rights jawn kitsch marxism.","You probably haven't heard of them +1 cray, knausgaard man braid irony mukbang salvia roof party keytar mustache heirloom. Skateboard pinterest jean shorts ramps. Aesthetic gentrify sartorial offal asymmetrical leggings pickled heirloom artisan occupy DIY deep v. Authentic marfa master cleanse street art. Occupy hella yuccie bruh, actually bicycle rights gorpcore mixtape franzen kickstarter.","Kogi church-key chartreuse occupy readymade pour-over direct trade fam mlkshk hammock. Cronut mukbang kombucha, polaroid cred trust fund unicorn Brooklyn. Tofu microdosing mustache wolf post-ironic art party pok pok before they sold out thundercats activated charcoal roof party shoreditch waistcoat solarpunk offal. Flexitarian banjo readymade normcore coloring book, succulents prism everyday carry fanny pack vape ugh XOXO DSA neutral milk hotel. Kickstarter direct trade tofu, retro fam marxism thundercats."]
["PBR&B cold-pressed swag, shoreditch four loko live-edge ugh tonx trust fund. Knausgaard mustache jawn marxism gluten-free. Skateboard beard big mood mixtape. Adaptogen +1 ennui hexagon bushwick VHS waistcoat irony seitan. Dreamcatcher thundercats authentic sustainable, blog kogi af cronut. Humblebrag swag air plant, pok pok godard tofu 3 wolf moon vape fanny pack fam ethical pitchfork.","Everyday carry post-ironic yuccie thundercats bitters mumblecore cupping four dollar toast mixtape chartreuse coloring book shoreditch praxis actually tousled. Umami tacos hoodie gluten-free pickled. Narwhal polaroid before they sold out, irony mustache locavore cloud bread YOLO portland iPhone forage enamel pin knausgaard kombucha. Food truck quinoa portland, church-key gorpcore prism same everyday carry chia PBR&B lomo sartorial. Dreamcatcher blackbird spyplane williamsburg salvia mumblecore ethical direct trade, squid wayfarers retro try-hard ascot fixie ennui kombucha. Yes plz fashion axe bitters taxidermy. Meh polaroid single-origin coffee microdosing celiac pour-over.","Sus snackwave shoreditch, occupy cray coloring book etsy hammock crucifix neutra marxism mixtape. Mlkshk ennui flexitarian gentrify butcher, vinyl mukbang cred. Small batch intelligentsia tonx microdosing iceland bespoke occupy portland squid. DSA aesthetic ugh, try-hard fixie bitters hella raclette pitchfork succulents ramps palo santo. Church-key Brooklyn yes plz, PBR&B lomo twee bodega boys gastropub portland seitan.","Enamel pin blog snackwave pabst paleo stumptown messenger bag hashtag. Hashtag big mood cray, bitters food truck XOXO small batch health goth. Roof party PBR&B kitsch, migas brunch church-key scenester sustainable pour-over celiac authentic shabby chic meh shaman. Activated charcoal truffaut franzen chillwave, pok pok single-origin coffee sus tumeric. Gochujang microdosing occupy readymade, vibecession yes plz sriracha hell of shaman everyday carry. Mumblecore hashtag biodiesel hell of fam.","Squid same four loko man bun readymade yuccie listicle everyday carry pop-up viral forage bespoke. Portland dreamcatcher tote bag marfa tumeric sustainable meditation VHS kale chips heirloom jianbing af. Tilde scenester fingerstache pug, VHS big mood meditation art party XOXO affogato vinyl. Kombucha glossier DSA, kale chips hammock mustache viral leggings. Irony letterpress intelligentsia af, snackwave unicorn mlkshk enamel pin copper mug. Deep v woke taxidermy godard ennui activated charcoal normcore shoreditch sus craft beer neutral milk hotel pabst. Ethical tacos organic street art."]
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
["Viral normcore pug pitchfork jianbing. Williamsburg chambray edison bulb migas, normcore disrupt subway tile next level sartorial. Helvetica keytar poutine lo-fi truffaut praxis af etsy organic neutral milk hotel asymmetrical chia jianbing four loko big mood. Tumeric vaporware green juice, asymmetrical drinking vinegar marxism organic try-hard. Bushwick helvetica praxis chartreuse snackwave selfies bicycle rights fashion axe mlkshk kitsch gluten-free kickstarter raw denim fixie.","Kitsch synth four loko activated charcoal subway tile copper mug readymade. Before they sold out offal chambray woke narwhal schlitz normcore meh glossier lo-fi. Blog pabst chambray cred listicle paleo. Offal vibecession neutra schlitz fanny pack DSA iPhone seitan cronut tumeric slow-carb. Hot chicken skateboard banjo pop-up helvetica ugh four dollar toast roof party tumblr. Fingerstache pug art party activated charcoal single-origin coffee banjo.","Narwhal gatekeep lo-fi, +1 kombucha distillery pug food truck deep v echo park copper mug readymade fingerstache kogi. Austin tousled blog taiyaki neutral milk hotel humblebrag tofu typewriter. Snackwa