Michele Rech, known professionally as Zerocalcare, is an Italian cartoonist. His pen name, literally meaning \"zero limescale\", was inspired by an Italian TV commercial jingle for a descaler product, and was chosen when he needed a nickname to quickly join a discussion on the Internet.
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